Friday, March 18, 2011

Geezer Reprise

What is a Geezer?
Since we now have thousands of new followers to the Geezers Go South blog (OK, at least 20 since last year!) We are sure that some of you are asking what a Geezer really is. Well, in an effort to spread some sunshine on the cloudy world of Geezerdom, we will reprise elements of a post from a couple of years ago, when this nonsense first began.

Some would imply that you reach Geezerdom after living a certain number of years. Well, it’s not that simple. Geezerdom is more of a state of mind than a tick on a calendar. It is marked by a real lack of concern over status, style, and schedule. A true Geezer can savor a quiet moment in the campground, take pleasure from the aching muscles following a good paddle, or stand a shift at the wheel when his buddy can’t drive another mile. He (or she) adopts a “get-along, go-along, sure, let’s try that” attitude.

GST Geezer Standard Time – whenever we damn well feel like doing something. Usually get up around 7:00, go to bed around midnight – flexible on everything else. There is no word for “hurry” in Geezer-Speak. The pointing of a bird, a tide change or closing time for a restaurant implies haste is necessary – no additional word needed.

Sanschain Eating – Avoiding the suburban blight of chain restaurants (Micky D’s, TGI Fridays, Chilis, Applebees, Dennys etc) Our criteria? Good food is a must - local speciality food preferred.! A small joint, off the beaten path is good. Cheap is preferred.

Geezer Road Speed - When towing the camper on the highway, traveling just enough below the prevailing traffic speed to be really annoying.

E-GAD! Erratic Geezer Avian Driving – Eyes on the skies for feathered conquests, ready to pull into the ding-weeds on the side of the road with no advanced warning. Accepting that it’s OK when both the passenger and driver are looking through binoculars at the same time! “Hey Mike! Are you steering?”

Geezer Drinking Behavior – See Sanschain eating for the basic criteria. No ferns, matching wallpaper or extensive menus of cute sounding drinks with fruity names like “peach fuzzy almond blast”. Preferably a beer selection that goes beyond “we got Bud, Bud Lite and Miller. What all ya want?” Pool table preferred, barmaid preferred (but not too cutesy – teeth optional). Talk to the locals if they seem approachable and safe.

Campgrounds While we don't spend much time in the campsite, Geezers appreciate ones with a natural setting and wildlife around. The large, Megabus RV oriented sites are really not our style. We also appreciate campsite neighbors who strike the right balance between friendly and unobtrusive.

Geezer Wardrobe – Casual is too formal a word. Old T-shirts & jeans by day, fleece pants and shirts at night. The sniff test to determine cleanliness doesn’t work – If the pants don’t come when called – they’re OK to wear another day.

Geezer Car Organization – It isn’t. However, certain standards apply. Binoculars on the dashboard, cameras within reach, wires all over the place for the GPS, i-Pod, 2 cell phone chargers and power inverter for the laptop (Hey – you think we waste valuable birding/eating/drinking time on this blog? We write on the road!) The back end has a pile of dead clothes, camping gear, paddling gear, fishing gear, snorkeling gear and whatever else couldn’t fit in the trailer.

FOGs - We try to make friends with other like minded individuals along the way and have christened them FOGs (Friends of Geezers). The old Curmudgeon, the iniatiator of the oft mentioned "Whalen" was the first FOG. Added over the years are folks like Kenny and Jen in Mississippi, Andy in Tallahassee, and that waitress in Sopchoppy with the really great...


  1. I love that the Geezer Dictionary made its way back. It cracks me up! :)

  2. I'm happy to know what in the hell you two are talking about now! Thanks for the translation. LMAO