Well friends, it had to happen. Here is Mike walking into a Waffle House chain restaurant, a well-known bit of southern culture. In our defense, we only had a waffle, which counts as dessert since it was about midnight. We were there at the invitation of Kenny, who just finished his weekly gig as host/moderator of an "ask a lawyer" call-in TV show. The show had gone badly with technical problems and Kenny needed moral support - how could a Geezer refuse? There - is that enough excuses?